The Birth of Roma, Ro-ma-mah.

February 1st, 2010

Now that the hype over Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” video has died down, I’ve come around to giving it more thought in how it’s become a significant document of our contemporary culture.

The video tells the story about a young gal forced to participate in a Russian sex-slave trade. Lady dances for, teases, and entices her potential suitors. Then, she is sold off for a bunch of money to a hottie Russian mobster wearing golden gladiator-style cheek chaps; and their ensuing “romance” is so good (or “bad”), that she burns him up in bed. Her afterglow consists of soot, a skeleton, short-circuiting couture, and an unsatisfactory drag on a cigarette.

So, what up with this video? And why did it cause such a stir? Whether it’s shock or disturbance, excitement or arousal, it has garnered the full range of reactions from its viewers.

The 23-year old phenomenon gives us significant food for thought. Certainly, she has relied on the Haus of Gaga to guide and influence her artistic decisions and output. Her creation by the Haus seems to be acknowledged in the scene of her emerging from the pod/coffin titled “Monster”. Lady is indeed the product of a freakish collaboration of artists.

Her laboratory birth amidst the repetitive chanting of “Rah-Rah…Roma-ma-ma…” reminds me of what it must have been like to be in a crowd of spectators at a public event sponsored by the Emperor during the height of Rome’s domination and glory. Certainly, all emperors (good and bad ones) needed to hear their crowd affirm the all-powerful state of Roma…Ro-ma-ma…

What happens though, when a ruler who takes office falls under the bad devices of his advisory “Haus”? This is exactly what happened with Emperor Nero (37-68 c.e.), who was so young when he became emperor, that his mom had to act as his regent. While he started out with the best of intentions, he eventually gave into a hedonistic lifestyle that was defined by excessive extravagance, sadism, murder, and sexual exploitation. These aspects and others have made Nero one of the most infamous monsters in history.

Recently, archaeologists uncovered what was Nero’s dining room in his palace. It had a rotating floor, and a ceiling equipped with panels that opened up so guests could enjoy a lovely shower of flower petals. Sounds like something from MTV Cribs, doesn’t it? And, no disrespect, but if you’re young and incredibly rich, why not build yourself a rotating dining room and shower your guests with flowers?

When Nero was 27 years old, the Great Fire burned Rome, and legend has it that the young emperor kicked back, watched his city burn, and played the fiddle.

While we can all say that Nero was really, really “bad”, didn’t or don’t we all have bits of that same monster within us—the monster who wants more things, more sex, more extravagance…

I think complete awareness of the monsters within us is the key to freeing ourselves from confusion and delusion. It’s part of that fine line between true artistry and insanity. I think the fact that Lady walks that line so well is what makes us wanting more from her.

When Nero was 31 years old, the senate condemned the emperor/monster to death.

Completely confused and deluded by the actions of his lifestyle, Nero took his own life before his execution.

His last words: “What an artist the world loses in me.”

Effortlessly Beautiful

December 28th, 2009

Not knowing a thing about Christopher Isherwood’s 1964 novel A Single Man or Tom Ford’s adaption of it, I expected only to be possibly bowled over by the unveiling of possible unknown and phenomenal haute couture from the 1960s. As it turns out, the movie was incredibly subtle and paced slowly—resembling stop-action photography, so we viewers could appreciate each moment of George Falconer’s day as it is unveiled to us.

What did bowl me over, however, was Julianne Moore’s character, Charlotte (Charley), who is the characteristically Baroque, glamorous, nearly gaudy element that I expected from Tom Ford. Of course, I absolutely loved it.

Charley’s home was remarkable. I loved that upon entering it, you necessarily walk through a small foyer lined with lush, gorgeous citrus trees—-a demand to spend time in an idyllic Garden of Eden before you enter her den of iniquities. This is not to say that I didn’t love the aesthetic of Charley’s den: minimal and chic, but comfortable, too. I loved the giant twin leaded-glass mirrors against the walls; one which was visibly so old, that it did not reflect properly. I loved Charley’s pink pillows that matched her pink cigarettes…every detail about her lifestyle was so outrageously beautiful. It was not perfect, but it was beautiful.

And, like her home, Charley is not perfect, but she is outrageously beautiful and seductive. Her lush and unbalanced character plays a nice contrast to George’s restraint and repression. She dines with George wearing a simple and columnar dress offset by gold baubles: dramatic earrings, a cocktail ring, and a thick cuff bracelet. Her hair is teased into a casual up do. Her dark-lined eyes don’t appear overdone. However, we know (as the movie tells us), that her appearance is the result of a good amount of time spent at her boudoir earlier that evening.

The entire movie, both in its elements of restraint and unrestraint, brilliantly embodies the Italian term “sprezzatura”, which according to Baldassare Castiglione (who coined the term in The Book of the Courtier, c. 1528), is a way of projecting oneself and his/her qualities in a manner that seems effortless and without premeditation.

Though Ford does give us a glimpse through Charley’s character, of how tedious of a device sprezzatura is, the movie itself has so fully embraced the essence of the term, that we are unaware, as we should be, of how elegantly every detail, every mundane moment, is crafted.

Some years back, a fresh-faced friend of mine needed to pick up some cosmetic essentials while shopping around with her fiancé. She reported his alarm at the $300.00 or so bill she rung up rather quickly at the Chanel counter. She turned to him and said “Look at my face. Do you like my face? This is what it takes to make me look this way.” And, she did look fantastic—all the time. Art, Fashion, Life…it all takes some effort to be so effortlessly beautiful.

Lunatic.

December 22nd, 2009

I had been waiting for some time to sit down and write a 4-part blog dedicated to Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” video; the first installment is already posted below. While I’m still planning on doing this, I wanted to divert quickly so to comment on the “Freak Factor” that continues to build and surround Lady.  Surely, this is largely a self-perpetuating phenomenon, as she ups the ante on a daily basis—whether it be in her fashion choices or in her stage and video performances. What I find really interesting is the “need” for many sensible and good-minded people to protect themselves from the Freak Factor that is Lady, and subsequently the Freak Factor that is me because I adore her.

I am certainly not one to look for and ask for justification, apologies or even condolences on my condition. What I do wish for is that people free themselves of judgment, their boundaries and codes of what exactly is supposed to be right or wrong, moral or unjust, sacred or profane. This is not to be confused for a desire for a state of anarchy.

As I think about this, I’m reminded of Raphael’s last and great painting, The Transfiguration (1520). In the top half of the painting, a transfigured Christ surrounded by prophets Moses and Elias exist in the midst of heavenly levitation. The bottom half of the painting shows the Apostles trying to cure a boy who is possessed by demons. While at least one of the Apostles gestures toward the apparition of Christ above, not one looks up at it. Rather, all eyes are fixated on the Lunatic Boy, whose Freak Factor needs healing and restraint. Arguably, the Lunatic Boy is the only one here who has any recognition of what’s happening above him.

So, the next time that Freak Bitch says or does something so outrageously “wrong”, I’d take a good look up and around…Just sayin’ is all.

Atlantis.

November 12th, 2009

“Now in this island of Atlantis there was a great and wonderful empire which had rule over the whole island and several others, and over parts of the continent… This vast power, gathered into one, endeavored to subdue at a blow our country and yours and the whole of the region…She was pre-eminent in courage and military skill… And when the rest fell off from her, being compelled to stand alone, after having undergone the very extremity of danger, she defeated and triumphed over the invaders. But afterwards there occurred violent earthquakes and floods; and in a single day and night of misfortune all your warlike men in a body sank into the earth, and the island of Atlantis in like manner disappeared in the depths of the sea.

The city and citizens, which you [yesterday] described to us in fiction, we will now transfer to the world of reality…”

-From Plato’s Timaeus (360 B.C.E)

Pimp My Ride.

November 1st, 2009

The 19th-century painter, Edgar Degas (1834-1917) remarked that “the frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting’s expense.” The Spanish philosopher José Ortega y Gasset (1893-1955) clarified this idea when he wrote “a picture without a frame has the air about it of a naked, despoiled man. Its contents seem to spill out over the four sides of the canvas and dissolve into the atmosphere.”

When contemplating a work of art, I think it’s commonplace to think away its framing device, whether it is a literal frame or even an ideological framing device.

In terms of Fashion, haute couture runway shows can be interpreted as framing devices. The framework of the runway show is the arena that functions as a safe haven for artists to translate their wildest, most provocative dreams and fantasies into a 3-5 minute story that is told through elaborate design and costume. In many respects, a lot of the designs experienced on the runway are not suitable (aesthetically, functionally) for everyday, ready-to-wear fashion. We require dissolution and simplification…boundaries.

While boundaries are no doubt a good thing, they are even better when they don’t “shine” on their own—at the artwork’s expense.

Find your arena in which to operate; live and create fully.

Nota bene: The Post- girls are not advocates for prostitution, in its most widely used definition.

Curator.

October 24th, 2009

As Alex Williams points out in a recent NY Times article, “curate”, the latest word of choice among trendsetters, implies a lifestyle of good aesthetics and culture. Once only used in art-historical circles, the term is now widely embraced and applicable outside of the museums’ walls. A great curator will pull together great works of art into a unified collection that means something—not only in an educational sense, but in an aesthetic sense as well. Now take this idea and apply it to other media: music, home décor, personal styling…there are so many great curators who make our lives so much more pleasurable. Who doesn’t want to look in the mirror and think “Damn, I’m looking so good today…”

Cocktails, anyone?

October 19th, 2009

The Post- girls are obsessed with cool jewelry, and I got to meet a really cool jeweler the other night at the Fashion Runway show for the Children’s Hospital Association. Karin Jacobson designs incredible jewelry, using a broad range of materials from acrylic to sterling silver. I’m currently obsessed with her line of cocktail rings, which are a cool, modern, futuristic take on the traditional statement ring. Many of her rings are stackable, so to produce an even more stunning effect. Some of my favorite designs are “Atmosphere” and “Pagoda”, both of which come in sterling silver and an array of gemstones. Karin’s collection will be also featured at our next big show: Maiden Minnesota, The Graves 601 Hotel, Minneapolis on November 5th.

See http://www.superkarin.myshopify.com/ for more details and styles.

Madonna of Fashion

October 18th, 2009

Some of you might know about Italy’s long-term affair with The Madonna. Her various roles in saving, protecting, forgiving, and redeeming the public has kept her busy over the centuries. Stories of how she, through her very image, could save cities and its citizens from military attacks, plague, famine, and countless other maladies have been widely documented. In remembrance and thankfulness, it’s not unusual to see public celebrations honoring her if you happen to be in town on special occasion days celebrating her. In Rome, the Madonna Fiumarola gets public recognition, ever since the story relating that in exchange for being fished out of the Tiber river, she agreed to serve as protectress of the hip Trastevere neighborhood.

Maurizio Cattelan’s reference to his homeland’s dedication to the Madonna takes an interesting twist with model Linda Evangelista playing the role in his portfolio featured in the November 2009 issue of W. Magazine.

Bedecked in Chanel and Fred Leighton, can this Madonna of Fashion bring rescue to a community of designers and artists who are suffering from the economic downturn of the last couple of years? Is Cattelan acknowledging the game of survival we play?

Prayers. Dedication. Trust.

Madonna is here.

Madonna is a survivor.

Power of Pink

October 7th, 2009

It’s October, and it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month. You probably know someone, or even several people who have or have had a little or a lot of experience with this disease. We’re not saying anything new about how utterly shocking, disrupting, emotionally and physically draining cancer is for the individual who journeys with it as well as friends and families who journey with her.

Through the month of October, buy any P3 pouch or clutch in “Eraser Pink”, and Post- will donate 20% of your total purchase to The Susan G. Komen for the Cure organization.

If you are a DUDE reading this entry, it’s never a bad time to get a little gift for your sweetie. OR, buy now, and put something inside of it for a special Holiday gift. To make things easier on your shopping experience, we’ve provided some suggestions for you…

  • Tibetan prayer beads
  • A small leather memo book with copies of the readings you chose for your wedding day.
  • A small leather mom book with poems or drawings or little “thoughts”
  • A little blue box (Tiffany’s), or better yet, a little red box (Cartier)
  • An antique rosary
  • Tickets to a modern dance or modern ballet performance
  • A locket with pictures of your child/children/pets
  • A wishing rock
  • A small jeweled or silver pill box or compact
  • A gift card (not that romantic, but ALWAYS appreciated)
  • A tiny photo album filled with tiny family pictures

Depending on what type of gal she is (and we pretty much cover the spectrum at Post-), we guarantee she will love it.

Never underestimate the power of pink…And, in the words of designer Paula Wylde, who is herself a cancer survivor, “there’s nothing more punk rock than kicking cancer’s ass.” Let’s do this.

On Our Radar

August 9th, 2009

We’re Lovin’ Lately:

Aaron Paul “Jesse Pinkman” from Breaking Bad

Atmosphere

Biker boots

Barcelona

Put it all together, and it’s super Hot…